In quotes are the things people said to me this week. In (__) are the things I wanted to say but didn't.
"He's like the guy version of me." (THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE)
"I'm not hungry." (YOU HAVE AN EATING DISORDER)
"I'm in love with you." (NIGGA PLEASE)
"Tell me about your previous job." (Well, I sat at a computer, pretended to be very busy and engaged, answered the phone occasionally, when I had the time; pinned 1000s of pictures, dabbled in Craigslist, gchatted, thought about lunch...yeah.)
"I'm not in the mood for sushi." (GO FUCK YOURSELF)
"This shirt is SO you." (ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU THINK THAT THAT REPRESENTS WHO I AM? MY DREAMS? MY ATTITUDE? MY ESSENCE? WELL FUCK YOU THEN.)
"Do you want to go to this new tapas place?"-(No. I'm hungry and I'd prefer not to eat my paella out of a thimble.)
"He's like the guy version of me." (THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE)
"I'm not hungry." (YOU HAVE AN EATING DISORDER)
"I'm in love with you." (NIGGA PLEASE)
"Tell me about your previous job." (Well, I sat at a computer, pretended to be very busy and engaged, answered the phone occasionally, when I had the time; pinned 1000s of pictures, dabbled in Craigslist, gchatted, thought about lunch...yeah.)
"I'm not in the mood for sushi." (GO FUCK YOURSELF)
"This shirt is SO you." (ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU THINK THAT THAT REPRESENTS WHO I AM? MY DREAMS? MY ATTITUDE? MY ESSENCE? WELL FUCK YOU THEN.)
"Do you want to go to this new tapas place?"-(No. I'm hungry and I'd prefer not to eat my paella out of a thimble.)
